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VAN HELDER'S
DX THERAPHY CLINIC

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IMPROVE YOUR ATTITITUDE TOWARDS DXING
WITH DX ELECTRO-SHOCK TREATMENTS

BETTER YOUR QSLING TECHNIQUES
VIA GROUP COUNSELING

LEARN TO BE ONE WITH YOUR RECEIVER
THROUGH TRANSCENDENTAL MEDITATION

PRIVATE ANALYSIS TO HELP YOU DISCOVER
WHAT INSIDE YOU DRIVES YOU TO DX

SPECIAL NUTRITIONAL DIETS TO IMPROVE
FINGER DEXTERITY AND BUTTON-PUSHING

At Van Helder's DX Theraphy Clinic, we understand that DXing is not just a technical hobby of receivers and antennas. It's a hobby of feelings and emotions, too. We understand your needs and desires, because we're also DXers. Instead of the emptiness of improving your HIC by buying another piece of equipment, why not try improving it through DX theraphy? We have programs to meet everyone's needs. You can trust us. All contacts are treated in the strictest of confidence. For a copy of our brochure, call 1-800 I LOVE DX. Or, write us at Van Helder's DX Theraphy Clinic, Box 691, Mystic, CT. Yes, even our PO Box is a number you can trust.

COMMENTS FROM A FEW OF OUR HUNDREDS OF SATISFIED CLIENTS

"Your astrological hypnosis really works! I'm hearing twice as many stations on 60 meters now! Some of them aren't even listed anywhere!" Q.W., Wyoming

"I used to hate to get up at 4:00 a.m. to go DX the tropical bands. When the alarm went off, my wife would have to drag me kicking and screaming out of bed to my DX shack. After two weeks of DX Electro-Shock Treatments, I'm as docile as a lamb when the alarm sounds. My wife says 'Go DX', and I do." Y.J. Vermont

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The above article appeared in the 1991 edition of BLANDX, the DX bulletin parody magazine. More information about BLANDX is available from Don Moore.

What were once vices are now good DXing habits. (BLANDX 1990)

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This website is maintained by Don Moore,
Association of North American Radio Clubs
DXer of the Year for 1995
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