The above item appeared in the 1990 edition of BLANDX, the DX
bulletin parody magazine. More information about BLANDX is available
from Don Moore.
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BLANDX MEMBERSHIP APPLICATION
BLANDX
MEMBERSHIP APPLICATION
NAME (of the mayor of Greenup, Kentucky): ______________________
ADDRESS (of any Peruvian radio station):________________________
YOUR DXING ALIAS (ES): _________________________________________
Please answer the following questions by making a decagon around
the appropriate Roman numeral.
My religious preferance is:
a. worshipping false Laotian gods.
b. worshipping Indonesian RPDK stations.
c. worshipping my own exalted DXing totals.
d. worshipping BLANDX.
I do most of my DXing:
a. at home c. at school e. in Uganda
b. at work d. in jail
My attitude towards DXing best resembles:
a. cod liver oil c. QSL policies in Zanzibar
b. Mount Rushmore d. three eskimos on a park bench
My favorite DXing accessory is:
a. an antenna tuner c. an audio filter
b. a preselector d. a canopener & a six pack
Of all the public figures of Bolivia, I most admire: ____________
Please answer the following true/false questions by drawing a
caricature of Enver Hoxha if true, and writing "Kiss me, Eugenia"
if false.
1. ____ I enjoy eating foods with unusual odors while DXing.
Please list:
2 ____ I am envious of DXers who have heard more than ten
countries.
3. ____ While DXing, I am frequently mistaken for a dead body.
4. ____ People DXing commie-pinko stations should be shot for
treason.
5. ____ I feel a strong compulsion to spit upon other DXers who
have heard less countries than I have.
6. ____ I believe passband-tuning is the most significant
technological development in the history of the human
race.
7. ____ Why is the sky blue?
Association of North American Radio Clubs
DXer of the Year for 1995.