ITCHY FEET is a five part look at foot diseases in Great
Britain. Each part will examine common foot ailments in various
regions of the country; England, Scotland, Wales, and Northern
Island. The final program will examine the surrounding smaller
isles, e.g. the Channel Islands, Shetlands, & Isle of Mann.
Prominent British doctors will be interviewed, as will several
major politicians who succumbed to an epidemic of "Shetlands Foot
Rot", apparently brought to the Parliament gymnasium shower by a
less-than-hygenic Shetlands Islands MP (who was subsequently
censored by Parliament). Mondays at 0145 and 2330, Tuesday at
0230, and Wednesdays at 0345. Apparently, they want to make this
program as easy as possible for their North American audience to
hear.
During the month of October, ASSIGNMENT will talk with US
and world leaders on "What if the unthinkable happens and there
IS a 'President Quayle'"? The BBC has promised that each
broadcast of Assignment will be preceded by an announcement that
the following program is not suitable listening for young
children or people with heart conditions (especially George
Bush). Tuesdays 0330, 0930, 1530 and Wednesdays at 2215.
Beginning in December, Radio Mogadishu will start airing a repeat
of its popular The History of Bleach program, first aired
in 1981 (via Luigi Sadowski).
Radio Pyongyang has high hopes for its new series, The Role of
Asphalt in the Peoples' Liberation Struggle. They don't give
a day and time, however. According to their schedule listeners
should "listen to all of our broadcasts every day of the week,
and we promise you'll eventually catch it."
Radio Nacional de Colombia is in the midst of a nine-part
classical music series featuring the nine symphonies of Beethoven
played on a xylophone. They promise to do Mozart on a kazoo
next. Tuesdays at 1530, 1930 and Fridays at 2200 on 17800, plus
or minus 200 kHz.
The above article appeared in the 1991 edition of BLANDX, the DX
bulletin parody magazine. More information about BLANDX is available
from Don Moore.
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In ROCKING GEOMETRY, Dr. William Lethbridge of Oxford
University will discuss the basic theorems and postulates of
geometry in everyday language, interspersed with great rock songs
of the 1960s. In the first program of this ten part series, he
will explain how the Pythagorean Theorem was a major influence on
the early works of Eric Clapton. The second part is titled
Hyperbolas and Bob Dylan. Fridays at 1715, 2230,
Saturdays at 0615, 1345. MORE GOOD LISTENING
In an effort to boost its sagging listenership, the Radio Moscow
World Service will begin a new weekly program beginning the first
week of November titled International Sex Bombs, Past and
Present. A special series of QSLs is planned for the
program. Wednesdays at 20 minutes past even-numbered hours,
repeated on Saturdays at 20 minutes past hours divisible by the
cube root of 27.
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DXer of the Year for 1995.