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courtesy will be shown to those who do not have the manners to
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tolerated, but can be annoying to my personal life. Besides, you
probably have something better to do now that you've showered and
are wearing a necktie, right? If you must contribute, don't be
surprised by the threatening letters you'll receive in the mail.
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the paper. Then I have a good excuse to throw your contribution
out. Finally, please don't ask me for advice on tripping to
China, covering up the S&L scandal, or what to do if you've
just showered and are wearing a necktie.
This month I've added yet another entry to the long list of DX
programs I do, World of Religious Broadcasters. I almost
gag at the thought of it, but I need the $$$. So, don't be
surprised by the on-air donation requests. Now that I'm a
religious broadcaster, so to speak, I might even get involved in
a sex scandal or two, to be really professional about it.
GERMANY: The staff of Radio Freed Europe, which has been
scrambling to find a way to preserve their high-paying jobs, has
announced that effective 10/15/90, the station would be known as
Radio Conservative Republican Europe. Their new aim is to
continue broadcasting until Eastern Europe is in safely
conservative Republican hands. (Carson Humboldt)
NETHERLANDS: Jonathan Thinmarks announced on the 7/27 Tedium
Network that at his suggestion Radio Netherlands would become
the world's first no-smoking radio station, effective
immediately. Listeners are now required to leave the room if they
want to light up. (Ryan Finelli) Well, that's actually a good
idea. I think it's the first time in years that Thinmarks has
come up with anything requiring more intelligence than scratching
his armpit. I'm sure he's quite pleased with himself at beating
my World of Jammers program on this. Well, effective
immediately WOJ will be the first radio program to be both smoke-
free and require listeners to wear a shirt and shoes. What do you
think of that, JT! (sg)
NORWAY: RN has announced that due to severe budget cutbacks,
English broadcasts will now be heard only on even-numbered first
days of the month. (Jack Mann)
PERU: To further complicate this country's chronology, next year
between 8/28-10/15, the government will introduce "Spring
Time", halfway between Standard Time and Summer Time, or UTC-
4 1/2 (WLIQ Latin American Report via Dan Muir) But will they go
on Fall Time in our Spring? (sg)
SAIPAN: New station, Harold Broadcasting International hrd daily
on 11765 from 1130-1300 in EE (Boris Barrios) Actually that's
Harolds. There are two of them (sg).
SOUTH KOREA: Radio Korea's new culinary program will be named
Seoul Food (via Jack Mann)
SPAIN: Radio Outside of Spain has finally realized that they are
really in Spain, and henceforth will be known as as Radio Inside of
Spain (BBCMRS).
SWITZERLAND: Following the Red Cross's successful SW service via
Switzerland, the YWCA, VFW, and Loyal Order of Moose will
commence SW testing via SRI late in 1990 (Baffin Island DX Club
#7823). Voice of the Moose? List loggers will surely confuse
that with RCI! sg.
THAILAND: R Thailand announced on 6/29 that Thailand would change
it's name by year end. "Anything Burma can do, we can do
better." (via Jack Bradbury).
UKOGBANI: Margaret Thatcher takes privatization to its logical
conclusion with her sale of the BBC World Service to Rupert
Murdoch. Among the changes that Murdoch has announced for the
Beeb's lineup are: Crime Newsdesk, a half hour program of
shocking and bizarre crimes from around the world; Twenty-Four
Hours From Now, noted psychics predict tomorrow's headlines;
From The Tabloids, a summary of today's features from
Britain's sleaziest newspapers; and Royalty Today, a
weekly look at Britain's wild and wacky royal family. Some
regular programs are getting a sprucing-up. For instance,
Science in Action will feature stories on two-headed
babies in the Third World and the increasing phenomenon of mating
with aliens, and New Ideas will devote one show each month
to British-produced sex toys. In October, Assignment will
examine Elvis sightings in Asia, and November's program will be
devoted to the more unusual sexual customs practiced in East
Africa (World of Jammers #693). Desert Island Disks will
be renamed Desert Island Girls (Andre Carbonneau)Hmmm...
sg
USA: A proposed new religious station, the Voice of Prophecy, has
announced that it will issue it's first QSL card in 1996. (via
Jack Bradbury)
NORTH KOREA: I recently spent several hours listening to
clandestine "Voice of National Salvation". They have a very
unusual format for a religious station. I didn't hear them ask
for money once (Bill Rumbley).
ECHO OF THE MASSES: Must have been them on 15667 at 1530-1617*,
but I couldn't understand a thing they were saying (Mann). I
really don't see how they expect to do well in the ratings with
that poor sound quality. A gimick only goes so far - sg.
VOICE OF NEOCOLONIALISM AND ECONOMIC EXPLOITATION: New stn noted
in EE/FF/RR & Swahili on 17330//15890 *1400-1855*. (BBCMRS) Looks
like the CIA has finally come up with an answer to all these
'Voice of the Revolution' stations! (sg)
The above article appeared in the 1990 edition of BLANDX, the DX
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CHILE: Radio Eastern Chile has been having difficulty finding a
place to put their antennas. Commencement of broadcasting likely
delayed several months (BBCMRS) GRANNY'S CLANNIES
CUBA (NON): La Voz del CID has added yet another program to its
chain of broadcasts named after famous Cubans. Radio Desi Arnez
will be on 9450 from 2000-0200 with translations of old Lucy
shows (Baffin Island DX Club #10923) Was Trini Lopez a Cuban?
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